Anti Terrorist Manifesto

Anti terrorist propaganda

You are being fooled!

Your stupid act of bombing yourselves in the middle of any non-Muslim crowd you find isn’t any better than a bank contract with hidden clauses.

Let me explain you why:

Even if Allah will provide you in heaven those 72 virgins that Muhammad promised you, there are some hidden issues here:

  1. They will only be virgins until the first time you perform a vaginal intercourse with them, so even if you are madly obsessed to fuck maidens, it’s not a good deal to die and kill others just for that. You still can find more than 72 virgins eager to experience the pleasures of life in this world. They are usually waiting in the pubs around their school, dreaming about 50 Shades of Grey. Though, as they are usually under 14 years old, this is illegal in most of the countries, so you may find yourself being deflowered in jail by a huge non-Muslim dick. You can’t keep their virginity, unless you limit yourself to anal sex, blow-jobs, hand-jobs and other non-vaginal forms of sex, not yet described in Coran, but it seems to me rather idiotic to try to keep them virgins. They won’t wait forever, so you’ll have them being fixed by other terrorists.
  2. It’s a one-time deal because you’re already dead and you can’t commit any terrorist attacks for an extra 72 maidens after you will have deflowered them.
  3. They will inevitably turn into nagging wives, and 72 quarrelsome wives are more than a human being can endure.
  4. Even if Allah will also provide 72 credit cards, you’ll face bankruptcy even before you’ll have had enough time to screw all of them, because shopping has nothing to do with virginity.

Conclusion:

  • Get a consultant before any critical decision, especially self-bombing
  • Live and let live

Author: Bogdan Andronachi

Founder of Wild Wolves Success Academy.
Writer, instructor, and coach in the personal development field.
Passionate about applied psychology, self-improvement, blogging and kickboxing.

One thought on “Anti Terrorist Manifesto”

  1. “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered and crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides” (Quran 5:33)
    So wait for your death damn infidel, you will not wait much!

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